To all of our readers, we have a question, what do YOU think? Comment and discuss. This is an important matter.

If you got your dick cut off in an accident, and it was completely mangled and could not be reattached, would it be gay of you to get another guy’s cock attached in a dick transplant? Y’know… cause you’re touching another guy’s dick?

Also…

Provided you were in the pre-dick-ament, would you be picky about the size of the replacement cock, or would you just be happy that you at least have one?

EDIT: Another point has come to my attention. If you receive the wang from a deceased donor, does that make you a necrophelliac homo? That is assuming you’re a gay to begin with as a result of said transplant.

This question really brings some thought to the table.