By: George Karounis
If there’s one thing that’s certain in this world, other than death and taxes (yah, sue me. Oh wait…) it is that parents are always going to be doing dumb things to their kids for as long as men and women are allowed to mingle their love juices together to form some half breed replica of themselves without some kind of genetic manipulation which can breed kids coming out of the uterus fully clothed with a days worth of stubble, ready to take on the world. This is such an absolute truth, that the more parents learn about the dumb things they used to do in the past, the dumber the things they decide to do in the future are as a way to give the finger to their own parents.

“You didn't let me do drugs when I was a child, so I became a hippie drug addict in the 70s and now I make PSA's to prevent the next generation of kids from doing drugs. Eat it mom!”
So here’s a list of three things parents need to stop doing immediately.



