Felix looked at the LED style clock to the left of him, just above his cubicle, and was quickly discouraged by the time he saw. Feeling he might be lucky, he decided to check a similarly designed clock on the far wall of the call center and stared at the time until he told himself he would never look at clocks ever again. Both clocks proudly ticked within seconds apart from eachother, and in both cases, they read a quarter past the first fifteen minutes of his first shift of the week, and it was going distinctly slower than he had expected it to. [...]